“Welcome To Tubb City” Blog. 1
What up people out there in Tubb City and more importantly whats up LADIES. Ladies when your done reading this feel free to go to my page and see some pictures of me that will make you happy and change your life.(CHANGE YOUR LIFE PEOPLE)www.myspace.com/Tubbcity. Well back to the subject at hand. Everybody’s happy about Barak Obama and the election coming up. And everyone knows that he will be the next president of the United States, (even the people who dont want him to be) but there are some things that people out there arent really thinking about. And since people I’m Tubb City and this is my town were gonna bring these things to light right here, right now. (Oh yea forgot to say Ep on Itunes, search Tubb City) Has anybody thought about what “lil W” (aka George Bush) is gonna say when he steps down. How do you think he feels that he has to be the one President to have to hand over the steering wheel to the first black man ever to be President. His hemroids are probaly acting up right now thinking about it.
I mean after all the money he made and stole and shared with the families were at war with you would think “lil W” would be happy, but ohhhhhh no right now he’s sitting in the white house pissed off at Hilary for losing and pissed at Mccain because he’s about to lose and for the dumb ass choice of picking Palin to be his VP. “Lil W” is probaly gonna try to play it off and try to act how white people act when they feel wierd around black people and give a Obama a pound to show how much he’s down for the cause. Well “lil W” its over and we won. And has anybody thought about the the people who’s getting fired when he moves in. Yup yup, the kitchen staff is OUT. You know its time to change the menu. Out with the cheese balls and humus and in with the chicken and jambalaya. Oh and gumbo too. (If you need a cook Obama holla at my mama, Lynne Boo. Big shout out to my moms) And the lobby music is gonna no more wack boring stuff. We talking bout Jay, kanye, Tribe Called Quest, Outkast. We gonna be rocking in the lobby of the White house. (Get it in O)But look on the bright side people can you imagine the after party that they gonna have at the white house. You know my dawgs Obama is gonna have a party and get it in. (Get it in O) This is gonna be the first time that they use a promoters guest list to get into the White house after party. And if you aint there by 12:30 then you out of luck. I have a prediction also. I predict that Obama will be the 1st President to wear Air Force Ones. hell it might be in the Hamptons but I know my dawg got style. I also predict Obama will be the 1st president to attend a And 1 Mixtape game. Cause Obama got a jump shot. He a little bit goofy but he still gets it in. ( Get it in O) One last note. Not only will Obama be the 1st African American, ahhh forget that. Not only will Obama be the 1st Black President (yea he black forget all that other politically correct junk) and be the leader of the free world in Air Force Ones and with a ipod listening to Jay-z and Tubb City (lol… Obama can make a few hits too) there is also another 1st. His wife has a 1st too. Michelle Obama will be the 1st finest 1st lady in the history of America. Oh my Bossier City she is FINE. What in the Hays, Kansas is she eating to get that fine and that smart and that FINE some more. (Get it in Michelle) I am offically the leader of the male groupies for Michelle Obama fan club. Well thats all for now and if you want a question answered hit me on my page www.myspace.com/Tubbcity or email me at Tubbcity@yahoo.com Until next time people and don’t forget Tubb City on itunes now check out the music and change your life. CHANGE YOUR LIFE PEOPLE
Always remember “Live In Your Dreams, Sleep In Reality, Pray For Peace”